would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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