No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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