I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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