I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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