I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I have aggressive nipples.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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