Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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