if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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