i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Randomize