Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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