I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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