U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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