You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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