you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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