No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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