And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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