I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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