a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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