Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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