I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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