She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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