so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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