I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
is that a dick in a sweater?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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