when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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