i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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