The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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