I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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