I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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