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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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