Where did you get a picture of my penis
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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