my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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