i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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