what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
