Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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