I'm eating all of the evidence.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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