how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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