we have officially lost it.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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