I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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