I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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