How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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