I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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