what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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