its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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