So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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