i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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