Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I think people are normalizing furries
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Randomize
