the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I have already put on my inside pants.
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