I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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