ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
So apparently I’m into choking now
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize