This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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