come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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