what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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