Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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