Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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