Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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